So where is our vagabond rotund veep since last sighted surveying the swollen shores of polluted Lake Pontchartrain? Only special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald knows for sure, according to select Washington insiders.Sources say Cheney could be just a shot away from impeachment, what with the CIA revealing the Veep engaged both the Agency and the NSC in investigating former Ambassador Joe Wilson months before Valerie Plameâ�‚��„�s identity was leaked to the media.Since the November Vanity Fair scoop that the sneaky Cheneyâ�‚��„�s schedule is so verboten even his secretary has vowed silence about its secrecy, itâ�‚��„�s no surprise that the elusive VP remains in absentia regarding recent rumors that even his senior national security aide is covertly cooperating with the â�‚��“Flame-gateâ�‚�? investigation.No surprise then that Halliburtonâ�‚��„�s White House rep tasked his pulp fiction writer wife, Lynne, to announce heâ�‚��„�s not planning anâ�‚��„�08 move to the official Oval Office.