Haight-Mail Humor

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Last Modified: 04/18/06
Senator Ted Kennedy
Senator Ted Kennedy Has Levee Solution For New OrleansShocked by the widespread suffering of those displaced from their homes by the flooding in New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina, Senator Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.) has offered up a unique solution to fix at least one of the holes in the levees on Lake Pontchartrain."The Bush Administration has failed to stem the tide of this cataclysm," said Kennedy. "I have had some experience with aquatic mishaps, and the things I learned at Chappaquidick make me uniquely qualified to help in this hour of desperation."How often the simplest solution eludes us ...





