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Last Modified: 11/30/05
Summary: From banishing pesky telemarketers to tips on eating crabs, creating podcasts, reading food labels, here's you one-stop-shop for all those "when i have the time I'll look it up" problems.

Daddy, I told you it wasn't straight!

Daddy, I told you it wasn't straight!

Summary: Oops, slightly off center ... again
From: http://yarnmiracle.gweezlebur.com

Once again, the Christmas tree is crooked, you're surrounded by clutter, and the phone is ringing off the hook, with prerecorded call after prerecorded call offering

  • unequalled opportunities to refinance your house, when you're a renter
  • a free vacation in Tazmania, when you've already visited ten times this year
  • a once in a lifetime chance to save an emotionally crippled tamigatchi, when you already house (somewhere) seven
  • a tax deductable contribution to the "Committee to Drill for Oil on the White House Lawn (CDOWHL)" and you trip over your 3-year-olds Chowchilla robot in your race to the phone

The Crabs; and finally eating them

The Crabs; and finally eating them

From: http://www.jcruiser.org/

Out damn telemarkers! Reclaim your phone line!

Out damn telemarkers! Reclaim your phone line!

From: http://www.londonstimes.us/



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